Minimal Line Art 'Uncut' Schlong Jersey Tank — Queer Minimalist Graphi

Minimal Line Art 'Uncut' Schlong Jersey Tank — Queer Minimalist Graphic Tank

XS / Black

$27.99

Minimal Line Art 'Uncut' Schlong Jersey Tank — Queer Minimalist Graphic Tank

$27.99

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

Color Black

This lightweight jersey tank brings playful queer energy to everyday warm-weather wear. A bold, minimalist line graphic of a schlong sits center-front, drawn with confident strokes that read like cheeky modern art. Wear it layered under an open button-up at a dance floor afterparty or solo for a sunlit march—either way it sparks smiles and nods from folks who get the joke. The retail cut skims without clinging, offering both movement and a flattering silhouette. Soft Airlume cotton keeps the print feeling crisp while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. It’s for queer folks and allies who love subtle provocation, humor, and clothes that feel like a wink in public.

Short, vivid moments: imagine a rooftop sunset, a crowded parade, a late-night porch hang—this tank reads equal parts cheeky and artful. It layers easily with denim jackets, mesh tops, or nothing at all. It ages into a lived-in favorite you’ll reach for when you want to be seen and smile back.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for shape retention and clean edges
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; fiber blends available for heather and triblend colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: Schlong Store/ Timothy Brucato, schlongstore@gmail.com, 1420 Gates Circle SE, Atlanta, GA, 30316, US

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean