{"product_id":"minimal-uncut-schlong-pennant-playful-queer-wall-banner","title":"Minimal 'Uncut' Schlong Pennant — Playful Queer Wall Banner","description":"Bright, cheeky wall pennant made to bring playful queer energy into any room. The minimalist, single-color illustration reads bold and clean against a deep background, turning a narrow wall or cozy corner into a wry conversation starter. Lightweight polyester twill hangs flat from the included wooden dowel and twine, so you can display it easily above a desk, beside a mirror, or in a curated art cluster. Laser-cut edges keep the shape crisp and the one-sided, high-resolution print stays vivid. It feels handcrafted but modern — a little irreverent, quietly proud, and designed for people who collect pieces with personality rather than volume. Spot clean only.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester twill resists fraying and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Laser-cut edges for a crisp, professional finish\u003cbr\u003e- Includes wooden dowel and twine for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided, high-resolution print with vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Size 18\" × 21\" — lightweight and easy to place anywhere\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Schlong Store\/ Timothy Brucato, schlongstore@gmail.com, 1420 Gates Circle SE, Atlanta, GA, 30316, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean only\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 21\"","offer_id":49174049423577,"sku":"28626323879493050586","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/3123\/0937\/files\/6467376333644725337_2048.jpg?v=1788198779","url":"https:\/\/schlongstore.com\/products\/minimal-uncut-schlong-pennant-playful-queer-wall-banner","provider":"Schlong Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}