{"product_id":"minimal-line-art-uncut-schlong-jersey-tank-queer-minimalist-graphic-tank","title":"Minimal Line Art 'Uncut' Schlong Jersey Tank — Queer Minimalist Graphic Tank","description":"This lightweight jersey tank brings playful queer energy to everyday warm-weather wear. A bold, minimalist line graphic of a schlong sits center-front, drawn with confident strokes that read like cheeky modern art. Wear it layered under an open button-up at a dance floor afterparty or solo for a sunlit march—either way it sparks smiles and nods from folks who get the joke. The retail cut skims without clinging, offering both movement and a flattering silhouette. Soft Airlume cotton keeps the print feeling crisp while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. It’s for queer folks and allies who love subtle provocation, humor, and clothes that feel like a wink in public.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShort, vivid moments: imagine a rooftop sunset, a crowded parade, a late-night porch hang—this tank reads equal parts cheeky and artful. It layers easily with denim jackets, mesh tops, or nothing at all. It ages into a lived-in favorite you’ll reach for when you want to be seen and smile back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (fiber content varies by color)\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and self-fabric binding for shape retention and clean edges\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Nicaragua; fiber blends available for heather and triblend colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Schlong Store\/ Timothy Brucato, schlongstore@gmail.com, 1420 Gates Circle SE, Atlanta, GA, 30316, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":49174050210009,"sku":"30938756608289363269","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49174050242777,"sku":"16226075119341965529","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49174050275545,"sku":"11961358553032630051","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49174050308313,"sku":"17910523352370125523","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49174050341081,"sku":"28373174802708111673","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49174050373849,"sku":"71288195160506191009","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/3123\/0937\/files\/411885089891820910_2048.jpg?v=1788198929","url":"https:\/\/schlongstore.com\/products\/minimal-line-art-uncut-schlong-jersey-tank-queer-minimalist-graphic-tank","provider":"Schlong Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}