{"title":"SCHLONG STICKERS","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove one of our designs and wish you could put it anywhere?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe got you hun. Get your favorite design as a sticker to put wherever you want to show off your SCHLONG.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"vhs-cleaner-bottle-kiss-cut-sticker-retro-tech-repair-humor","title":"VHS Cleaner Bottle Vinyl Sticker - Waterproof","description":"\u003cp\u003eA bold, tongue-in-cheek vinyl sticker that channels retro tape culture with loud color and sass. The die-cut design mimics a little bottle labeled “Schlong” and the cheeky line “I use a lot of VHS cleaner” — a playful nod to analog media and nostalgia for anyone who remembers rewinding tapes and cleaning heads. The glossy finish makes the colors pop and the sticker stands out on laptops, journals, water-resistant cases, and any smooth surface where you want a splash of humor and personality. Stick it on your gear to spark a smile, start a conversation, or mark your favorite vintage tech setup.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, eco-solvent printed colors for high impact\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; available in four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Choose white or transparent backing; not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48064802324697,"sku":"17969258876839738781","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":48064802357465,"sku":"35879722848884654547","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/3123\/0937\/files\/9111993110112233742_1200.jpg?v=1772650738"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/3123\/0937\/collections\/8481605691658719243_1200_jpg.webp?v=1781448299","url":"https:\/\/schlongstore.com\/collections\/schlong-stickers.oembed","provider":"Schlong Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}